Ma last blog in this year(2006)

Students of Harvard and Wharton business schools met Indian Railway Minister Lalu Prasad on wednesday and asked himabout the turn around that had taken place with Indian Railways. Let it be the situation, if i can imagine the meeting, which took place at the National Rail Museum in Delhi.

"Sir!" asks a young American looking with interest at the Fairy Queen and other old engines that lie in the Railway Museum,

"Is this the engine that was invented by James Watt?"

Lalu- "What?"

Stud- "Watt was the inventors name?"

Lalu-"What?"

Another student puts up her hand,"Sir!

lalu- "Yes madam!"

stud- "Are your managers all management students?"

lalu- "Managers?"

stud-"Yes sir"

lalu- "There is only one manager in the Indian Railway!"

stud- "Is he a management?"

lalu- "And his name is Lalu!"

Lalu prasad looks around and sees a boy at the back of the classroom with his hand up & says,

"You want me to go?"

stud- "No sir!"

lalu- "You want to leave the classroom?"

stud- "No sir!"

lalu- "Then why are you putting hand up like railway signal?"

stud- "I want to ask a question sir?"

lalu- "Then put your hand down...."

stud- "Yes sir!"

lalu- "And wait for me in the next station, when I stop I will answer. Nobody must signal train to stop. It will be catastrophe!!!!"

Another student stands up..

"Mr.Prasad!"

"Honourable minister Mr.Lalu Prasad Yadav!" Dont you think a lot of progress in the Indian Railways is also due to your Prime Minister and the economic reforms he has brought to the country? Do you also think that much of the groundwork was done by the previous railway minister?"

lalu- "You are mad!"

stud- "No sir!"

lalu- "You are mad! Lalu has changed railways himself like Lalu has changed.... Lalu has changed..."

stud- "Bihar sir?"

lalu- "Yes bihar! Now that present Chief Minister Nitesh is reaping the benefits of what lalu did before!"

stud- "Sir, are you also reaping the benefits of what Nitesh did before for the railways, when he was railway minister?"

lalu- "Enough! Enough! Indian IIM students are better! They do not ask silly questions like you Harvard fellows! They accept whatever minister says!"

stud- "Hmmm wot a damn minister to clear queries!"....

Return of the furious heroes

To get deviate from my personal postings, i jus thought of doing it in a crazy manner for a change. This is just a fictitious blog.. I surmise people would be embroiled after seeing this picture. Infact after seeing the picture, i had a thought of making it as a blog. Seriously i have ever seen such a erractic picture like this. Shittttttttt... Comparing gargantuan hrithik with this oldy vijaykanth.. Godddd!!!! I knew, gals after seeing this will be exploded...

Any ways check it out this. I have depicted a scenario, as how it would be if vijay(kanth) performs hrithiks role & T.R performs abisheks and hearthrob Ramarajan performs Uday chopra's roles. Let me be the raconteur here now. Hey no quandry pleaseeeeeeeee. The first scene kanth jumps from skyladder and perfectly landed on top of de train(one of the comparment might have get damaged! who knowz?).. leav i guyz some technical error.. When he proceeds to the destination, background music starts(Simmaaaa!!! Nara Simmaaaa!!! Tan Tan tan tan) with a slow motion walk. The notable points were his ultraviolet coolers, yellow colour jacket & with his favourite access etc.. He does all sorts of gibberish stunts to steal the crown. When he tries to escape he will be caught down by the security officials. There his notorius dialogues starts,"Aiiii!!! Vada va!!! Peruma padu!!Life la muthal muraya oru veeran kuda sanda poda pora, annnhhhh" etc... As guards were already loaded, they will start firing at him... None of the bullet will hit him.. Hello!!! U have to believe ma, its tamil movie... Then title song... Instead of Dhoomachala song, herez de song for him where de audience will sing for his fabulous performance he carried..."Kanu pada poguthaya chinna kowndaray(Yuvans Remix)......

Much awaited T.R's & Ramarajan entry..... When ramarajan is detained at gun point by the drug seller, to leeway him he will start singing "Shenbagamay, shenbagamay..."(compromise panrarama).... Hmmm but nothing will work out... When the drugger about to make a shot at him, T.R. rushed to the spot & tortures the drugger with his well known rthymic dialogues.. The guy will voluntary surrender as he will not be in a position to bear his gawky dialogues..

When kanth meet aish, she will put up a question as "Are u like checking me out"!!!!!!!! kanth opening his mask, with a bid smile will say"Now u tel me, r u like checking me out"!!!! hope she wont ask this question anymore to anyone. Idula vera she will be singing at him"Crazy kiyaray song" koduma da....

Now this time, the turn goes for ramarajan... In brazil ramrajan & bipasha will be tying up for duet song... Let it be as "Sorgamay enrallum!!! Athu namoora pola varuma".... hallo surely it will be a stunning and mindblow performance from him... Got it..

I hope this scene would get overwhelming response from audience, when kanth kisses aish.... Excuse aish should have blessed with luck for getting an largus from him.

Hey i cant imagine any more.. I knew am doing a simple shitt here... Let me end up with the climax... When T.R. asks about the stolen things to kanth he replies" Nan motham kollai adicha porulin mathipu 2450 codi ruba. Athula U.S la adichathu 750 codi ruba. India la adichathu 350 codi ruba. brazil la adichathu 800 codi ruba etc... like ramana dialogue.... He submits a big report on history of the incident and geography of the accident.. T.R. would be so esoteric to hear it... He would be harrassed by his gruesome dialogues..... so he just fly away to India and starts preparation for his much awaited ingratiate VEERACHAMY....

Hey people, I implore you not to put me under precipice condition for blogging like this pleassssssssssss......

Father confusion......Further no more confusion...

To have a mutate from ma school life, I thought de great pompous LOYOLA COLLEGE would be de frenzied one to suit me. I felt if i would've join there it would corroborate ma career. Moreover ma favourite surya, an ex-loyolite who did his b.com there...... So many perceptions like this indulged me to get into that college. It was a day, when I went to seek admission for b.com.... Simply i haven apply for any college at that time.... Der was a huge bevy & bunch of students were waiting from de morning. Me too was in that queue... I just haggarded the time by sharing my school days experience with a guy next to me. When i was nearing the Vice-Princi's room, one guy came there & had shown a letter to de clerk & went inside, as if people standing in the queue were dolt. I found it dissuade. Straight away went to that clerk and had an argument with him regardin dat guy's attitude.... For that he replied, as he got a letter from the father, he jus went in.
The very next moment, leaving the queue went to call my dad who was in duty at that time. I said"Dad!! they are asking for a letter from father to meet VP quickly. So please come to college immediately and get me a letter".... Inspite of his busy work, he rushed to college. We went to common room... There i asked him to write"Respected VP, My son Prasana sunder has got so much marks,etc etc......"... a big letter.... den had gone along with my dad to meet dat clerk. I told him" Sir, herez de letter. I want to meet VP"... After reading that he showed a gawky look at me..... He asked me from which father u got... I said from my father.... He dissent the letter as it was not from Church father actually... Its a bluddy confusion.... I nevva know, that church father will give recommendation letter.... Hayoooooooo!!!!!!! My father with a daring look, made me to put under trepidation... Got severe scoldings from him throughout de day.... Literally, it was a pernicious day for me atlast!!!!!!!!! Yabbaaaaaa!!!!!

No longer waitinnn......

It was my long time plan of taking up a post in blogger. It was procrastinated many times. Really i couldn find time to sit and do dis. Basically am a slothful person in these kinda things. Chumma for veti bantha i logged into blogger first. But after getting into this, i thought of publishin about my lovable niece as my first blogger with her photo. shez jus one month baby. Also she was not here at that time. So waited for loooonnng time to get her photo. When she arrived here i went to take a snap of her. But i was very solicitous when her parents and my parents denied to do dat, as no one s supposed to take her snap before she could complete her 1st year. It made me really distraught. I surmise it must be some shit traditional custom. Who knows.. Atleast i can satisfy myself by giving a small prologue about my enamore with her. First of all, i felt falter to post it.. But then...... let t be..... I don care.... Shez something special to me, as i haven disturbed by any one for anything(LIESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!).... Infact i would rather say shez ma latest crush... Atlast she came to city two weeks before... I wen to her place daily... it became as my regular duty... Whenevva i see her, i jus embrace her..... when i feel like missin her, i jus rescind all ma works and classes etc and go ther to see her... For dat i got many scoldins from my mom & frenz, as i denied their work also.. Generally i used to have a reverie on her. But seriously this kinda affection is like that of Beget-Daughter relation. Infact after seein her, i love to have girl babieeeeeesssssss in futur....Godddd!!! Do u hear me!!!!! Surely am not going to get aloof from her. She is simply unanologous wit any one.... especially wit me.. Hey i become very dynamic when i speak about her.... Oops!! i think its too much of sentimens rite.. Anyways will take some time to know more about her.. But surely shez gonna be lucky as I planned immense things to do for her.... Trully to care for her.... i didn get her photo.. so let me keep a bubbly baby photo.... fuzzy, she resembles this lil baby ya....